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Dear June 15th Dave

It wouldn’t be a great idea to double your trips down to the pool and increase you the intensity of the work-out, if you’ve been prescribed anti-inflammatories for an injured leg.

You’re sincerely a moron,
This Week’s Dave


Dear Dave of less than an hour ago,

Whatever you do, do not forget that there are certain parts of the body that Deep Heat should not go near. Even if you do not directly apply the cream to those parts, it may transfer by other means. You know, like walking.

Screamingly yours,
Wide-awake Dave


Dave B:

Been there, done that. Don't even think of "adjusting" yourself after applying Deep Heat anywhere, even after washing your hands. A well known Jerry Lee Lewis song comes to mind.

Posted at July 1, 2006 12:49 AM

Conall Mahon:

Ibuprofin in a cream is a better option. Adjust away!

Posted at July 1, 2006 11:47 PM
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