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Goats

Whose retarded idea was it to make cheese out of goat’s milk? I wasn’t paying much attention at the coffee shop today, and picked up a goat’s cheese sandwich by mistake. Now my mouth feels less like a cave and more like a lair; dark, dank and musty. I feel like I’ve drunk a glass of deer piss.

I don’t know what annoys me more... the fact that I spent good money on a shitty sandwich, or the fact that I still ate the whole thing.

Comments

Paul Watson:

Like deer piss, aka most red wine, goat's cheese is an acquired taste. I really like it but readily admit it is not for everyone.

Posted at June 21, 2006 12:22 PM

Des Traynor:

Goats?
Stinky Stinky Goats?
What up goats?
Uh, mother fucking goats what you know about

Posted at June 21, 2006 12:23 PM

David Barrett:

Only a beef sandwich could stop the pain.

My word that cheese was horrific.

Posted at June 21, 2006 01:26 PM

Dave Cahill:

Jaysus, just eat a f**king steak and let the goats take care of themselves...

Posted at June 21, 2006 03:49 PM

Conall Mahon:

You should have had a Crambo from O'Briens! Mega stuff! Or maybe a club sub from Subway?

Posted at June 21, 2006 07:01 PM
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