Goats
Whose retarded idea was it to make cheese out of goat’s milk? I wasn’t paying much attention at the coffee shop today, and picked up a goat’s cheese sandwich by mistake. Now my mouth feels less like a cave and more like a lair; dark, dank and musty. I feel like I’ve drunk a glass of deer piss.
I don’t know what annoys me more... the fact that I spent good money on a shitty sandwich, or the fact that I still ate the whole thing.
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Des Traynor:
Goats?
Stinky Stinky Goats?
What up goats?
Uh, mother fucking goats what you know about
David Barrett:
Only a beef sandwich could stop the pain.
My word that cheese was horrific.
Dave Cahill:
Jaysus, just eat a f**king steak and let the goats take care of themselves...
Conall Mahon:
You should have had a Crambo from O'Briens! Mega stuff! Or maybe a club sub from Subway?
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Dave posted this entry at 10:11 AM on June 21, 2006. This entry was posted in the category Meta .
Paul Watson:
Like deer piss, aka most red wine, goat's cheese is an acquired taste. I really like it but readily admit it is not for everyone.