I’ll tell you what I want
I want X-ray vision and a gun, so I can kill whatever stinking animal has made a home in the rafters of my house.
Tap tap tap.
Tap tap tap.
Tap tap tap.
That's what I (try to) fall asleep to.
We’ve checked the roof. Nothing there. This thing is either in the rafters or the walls. Judging by a convenient hole in our roof, I believe it to be a bird.
If I find out it’s a pigeon, then my paranoia is well and truly confirmed.
Comments
David Barrett:
My aunt had one of those, and I swear, those things make me dizzy.
Des Traynor:
Hmm, you never seem to mind the one in my kitchen!
By the way: Any chance of you explaining how I get a gravtar, and what they are , and what they do?
Muff biter.
John:
if you had X-ray vision and could see through everything, wouldnt you see through everthing and infact see nothing?
my suggestion, burn the house down!
Brian Pigeon:
I have read both posts and find the content truly disturbing. My name is Brian, I live in London and I'm Britain's premier blogging pigeon. Read it and weep. Bet you never even met one of us.
Brian P
Chery:
I just posted on your other pigeon blog comment "I hate pigeons" with my thoughts on the matter. I am in full on agreement about the whole matter. I share your spiting of these monstrosities!
oh terrible pigeons! will you ever let me be?!
Cheryl:
oh god...I spelled my own name wrong...
HAHAHA I blame the pigeons!...or else I type too fast and don't proof read. but its more likely the pigeons hahaha
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Dave posted this entry at 02:42 AM on March 14, 2006. This entry was posted in the category Meta .
Dave Cahill:
Maybe try one of those ultrasonic critter repelling gadgets.