Run
Today was the first day of my new hobby: running.
I need to be more fit, and my first outing today proved it. After a mere five minutes, I had to stop to for a while to sexily wheeze my lungs out. The run back to my house had to take place in two parts.
Now, I am obviously damn unfit, but the worst part had to be, as I showered, coughing up years worth of phlegm that seems to have made a home in my alveolae. Anyone know how to clear this gunk out? It's not pleasant.
The beard was shaved around Christmas time, but has since come back with a vengeance. I'll probably shave it off later on today, but I'll be sure to take some pictures beforehand. I don't think beards suit me, and this one looks pretty funny.
Is nasal hair facial hair, even if it doesn't stick out? Either way, I have very little nasal hair in my left nostril. The power cut again, and somehow I got it into my head to see if sniffing directly over a flame would make it rise.
That's right. I snorted a candle. All I can say is: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Charlie:
I should have baked a birthday cake for myself when I turned 27, taken my shirt off, and tried to blow out the candles whole hovering over the cake. I would be rid of all this chest hair, and I'd have a sexy girlfriend by now - you know the abercrombie type who hates chest hair and likes her men to have that "v" thing going on below the waistline. The kind of girl that web nerds like me just don't get, ever, under any circumstances.
David Barrett:
What "v" thing? Are you talking styled pubic hair? Tell me you're not.
I'm bound to end up with a strong, intelligent and sexy woman; simply because I am awesome, and God knows better.
Ray:
Nah, I think he might be referring to the muscle structure where your torso connects to your legs in a muscular "I've-got-nothing-else-to-do-in-life-but-workout-and-model" way.
David Barrett:
I have something like that, but only because my hip-bones jut out a bit. I'd take pictures to show you, to see if that was what you were talking about, but I have at least enough tact to *not* do that.
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Dave posted this entry at 07:12 AM on January 27, 2005. This entry was posted in the category Meta .
Ray:
I didn't understand at first where you were going with the question of nasal hair... But I got a good laugh knowing you sniffed a candle flame! I've heard you can make a fire in the fireplace rise if you try the same thing. Go ahead - take a great big whiff next time you get a fire going. :)
Oh, and just to let you know, it looks like your idea of a velcro bed right on the wall won't work out. Even for my second child on the way. Alas, my wife made me put the baby bed in the new baby room and paint a monogram on the wall where the velcro would have gone...