Tshirt ideas

I'm running through some tshirt slogans:

• Do unto others, as you would do unto your testicles (words from Conall, image from my disturbed imagination)
• I am an absolute stud on the internet
• I support a womans right to choose a crappy president
• Come, let us plot against the blind
• Drop-kicked as a baby
• I'd kick your ass in Photoshop

Any comments?