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Fibre

It has come to my attention that I'm not eating enough fibre. Yesterday, I felt like I was crapping granite out my ass.

I'm betting most readers are trying to figure out some way of burning that image out their minds.

Comments

Charlie:

Sure, but that's better than molten granite, yes?

Posted at November 19, 2004 06:10 PM
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