Questions I need to ask
There's a couple of things that have been confusing me lately. I think I need to ask these questions, as I believe the answer will give me a sense of peace. So, here they are:
- Why can something as simple as a woman's smell drive one crazy?
- Is it possible to give a woman genital herpes via coldsore-laden oral sex? This is something that I've been wondering for a while... I mean, they're both herpes. What's the deal?
- Why the heck is the colour of the hair on my chest a completely different colour than both the hair on my head and the hair at my groin? And don't get me started on my arm hair, that is a different colour depending on the angle you view it at...
If anyone can answer these questions, I'd appreciate it. It'll be three less things to worry about.
Comments
des:
1) Well if its a bad smell, then thats nothing surprising. Some smells drive me crazy , things like sour milk, certain cheeses, and wet cats.
But in general most girls smell like a mixture of
a) Perfume
b) Deodorant
c) Hair product, conditioner.
If you think that any particular girl smells nice and isn't using one of these three, then chances are you are either in love , or infatuated. All girls smell of one of these things ( all clean girls, skanky ones smell like feet)
b) Yes , it is definitely possible to give a girl herpes, one of my mates did it. He was what is known as a "quiet carrier" , which meant he had herpes, but would never have known .
c) I dont know, but given the colour of your hair i'd be thankful. Arm hair is a tricky one though.
Phil:
1) Perfectly normal, why are you worrying about this? This only becomes an issue when some absolute train wreck hits the right combination of perfume, deodrant and hair stuff, plus happens to smell savage as well. Then you might be in trouble.
2) Are you worried about a possible outbreak?
3) Its your body protesting about the colour of the hair on your head.
Truckle:
Although its possible to spread herpes trhough oral sex its not through coldsores. Different type of herpes like.
Zoomtard:
Worst update ever. I didn't want to know these thigns.
Cold sores are caused by Herpes B. Genital Herpes is Herpes A. 90% of the population carry Cold Sore Herpes. 90% do not carry genital herpes.
neuro-praxis:
1) What you're going through is a filthy disease known as heteosexuality and God hates it and you should go to the doctor immediately.
2) Taken care of by the grumpy zoomtard, who makes a fair case, which was then thwarted by your, "I know you are, but what am I?" response to which I state, "A GARBAGE MAN."
3) Because you dye your pubes and this is your cover story.
neuro-praxis:
Point to note on number 1: It's actually heterosexuality you've got...not heteosexuality as previously advised.
SKARLEH!
Spoot:
1. S' dem pheremones yokes isn't it? I read a book about them yokes, mad tings dey are.
2. Nah, you're safe enough. Zoomtard said it all.
3. As for your hair, would you complain if it was all the same colour? Just be thankful it isn't ginger.
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Dave posted this entry at 12:44 PM on July 20, 2004. This entry was posted in the category Miscellaney .
Niall:
1. Because you're a man. And a straight one at that.
2. Probably. Never researched that.
3. Because the hair on your head has been exposed to air/sunlight more? I don't know...
Why do these things trouble you?