According to Google, Dan James is the President of the Internet. This makes me the Hottest woman on the planet. It looks like I'm Ms. Colan's competition for the title.
I can't figure it out. Maybe it's my fine ass, my poorly shaven facial hair or my penis. I don't mind; I've finally received the recognition I obviously deserve.
Dave posted this entry at 04:27 PM on February 19, 2004. This entry was posted in the category Humour .
Mr. Nova:
The President of the Internet is still up for debate.