Joanne Colan: Hottest woman on the planet

Update: Apparently Ms Colan might be the new host of Rocketboom.

The best part of that article is that she will apparently bring “the added credibility of an English accent”. Because you know, you just can’t trust those Yanks!

What would you do if you had three wishes? Dunstan has decided that Anna Riley, female lead in Keeping the Faith, is so perfect a partner that he "shan't want or need for anything else". If that wish was granted, he would gladly give away the other two.

Predictably, the first comments were less about wishes and much more to do with which woman was the hottest. I am not one to be left out. The hottest woman on the planet is Joanne Colan.

I confess that the Joanne Colan I imagine could very well be as fictional as Anna Riley, but based on the incomplete picture I gleaned from MTV's European Top 20 she was smart, funny and (in the best possible way) sarcy. She was also exceedingly attractive, in both her appearance and voice; it was probably this that made the biggest impression on me. Not only was what she saying usually amusing, the way she said it was wonderful.

I've been annoyed by the obvious and blunt sexuality all around these days (perhaps only a personal preference), but Joanne's seemed to these foolish eyes and ears as being at once subtle and powerful. Don't confuse what I mean. In Britney Spears' video "Toxic", Britney spills water on the lap of a male passenger and rubs it off with a napkin. He grips the arms of his seat, from the looks of things overwhelmed by sensation. This kind of sexuality is (at least for me) boring. I mean the opposite. I mean the sexuality characterised by wry smile and the hinting glance.

And now, I shall laugh at how much I am like most other heterosexual males on the planet, despite previous airs to the contrary. I'll explain that later, but in the meantime: haha, Dave; haha.

Comments

Dunstan:

http://kare.raisu.free.fr/images/photos/index.htm
http://kare.raisu.free.fr/images/screencaps/index.htm

She certainly looks very pretty, but I shall have to take your word on her behaviour, not having seen her on TV.

What got me about Anna Riley was her attitude and behaviour - just so darn alluring... *goes off to day dream*

Posted at February 2, 2004 12:50 PM

Des Traynor:

She is a fairly attractive woman, then again I do say that about a lot of girls.

My top five women has taken a shattering blow, thanks to Chris "the Ozzmeister" Klein. The dick proposed to her on 31st December at midnight.
So now , my top five is
1) Keira Knightley (pirates o.t.c, love actually, King Arthur),
2) Katie Holmes (go, phone booth, pieces of april, the gift)
3) Kylie Mingoue
4) Angelina Jolie
5) This space is always left blank, its for all the other beautiful women I like.

Posted at February 2, 2004 12:52 PM

Des Traynor:

To clarify the last post, Chris Klein is now engaged to Katie Holmes, making her more unavailable. Plus Katie is older than me , shes 25 ( though she looks 19 at best )

Keira Knightley actually is nineteen, so maybe I'll appeal as the "older man"

Posted at February 2, 2004 01:01 PM

Kevin:

Des,
The hottest woman in the world, seperate from my fiancé of course, is Franke Potente.
http://www.einsiders.com/reviews/archives/images/runlolarun.jpg

Case closed. At least for me.

Kevin

Posted at February 21, 2004 09:54 PM

Per Kristian:

Hi there! This is almost unbeliveable.Someone else than me is simply "in love" with Joanne Colan:) She is the most beautiful girl ever seen on tv, and as you say,its not sexually but it is her voice, thoughts, comments, knowledge, humor, smile and flirty way to tspeak to her audience.She is just an living angel! I wonder though..where is she nowadays??i havent seen her on mtv for a while,but then again i dont have mtv at my place,got to go to my parents too watch it.Does anyone know what Joanne is up to these days,please let me know!!! Greeting from Norwegian fan:=)

Posted at March 13, 2004 12:30 PM

David Barrett:

Per, you scare me a little.

I'm not "in love" with Joanne, I don't know the woman. I know I phrased things awkwardly in this entry. I just think she's exceptionally hot, because she is.

I'm not attracted to this tired and obvious thing that is aggressive, "in-your-face" sexuality. It is boring and devoid of all subtlety. Joanne seemed to be different, but the attraction is still sexual. Why would I call her hot if I wasn't attracted to her sexually?

It's similar to my mum thinking George Clooney is hot (though, to be perfectly honest that guy is the man). It's not as obsessive though. Is it possible you've crossed that line yourself?

Posted at April 21, 2004 07:04 PM

Per Kristian:

Well David, i dont think i,ve crossed that line just yet,but what i ment was that Joanne is for me what George C is for most women across this planet:) Petty i dont see Joanne on my screen anymore,last i heard was that she had moved to france and joined french MTV....(?)
A few weeks ago i got my hands on some posters of Joanne,i,ve hanged them on the wall by my bed,actually made me sleep better and with a grim on my face,haha:) Anyway, i think we both have the same healthy interrest in joanne,and her way of life..
"Engler lever ikke,derfor kan man ikke elske dem"(Angels dont breathe,thats why you cant love them).Until next time:ride the big wave:)

Posted at November 1, 2004 06:40 PM